Of all the misplaced outrage I encounter online, the anger at wealthy people (usually libtards) who complain...
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North to Alaska IV – Taking Possession
North to Alaska IV – Taking Possession Mrs. Animal and I have been planning this for twenty years. We’re now...
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Alone now in the wilds of suburban Connecticut, you ditch your weapons and vest in a nearby dumpster and run....
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You bring the fire axe down on the padlock of the rolling door as hard as you can. You strike the body of the...
Choose Your Own Adventure: The Terrible Secret of the Mail-In Ballots
WARNING!!!! Do not read this book straight through from beginning to end! These pages contain many...
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As you walk down the left tunnel, the voice comes one more time, faint and fading, “Kyle…” You break out into...
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You use the fire axe to pry off the boards across the door and set them aside. The squeaking of the nails as...
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You stand and say, as loudly as you can, “HILLARY CLINTON! WHERE ARE YOUR EMAILS?!” She turns and hisses like...
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The door to the Presidential Emergency Shelter is plastered with stickers: FALLOUT SHELTER BIOHAZARD SHELTER...
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You stare down the hallway until you see the first person step off the elevator, then you try the office door...