Category: Hat and Hair

The Hat and The Hair: Episode 142.5

The last mile’s the hardest mile.

SugarFree ruins Christmas.

The Hat and The Hair: Episode 141.5

Yes, the quoted parts are all real.

“Don’t tell them Ybor City almost killed us again.”

“The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.”
– H. P. Lovecraft

The Hat and The Hair: Episode 139.5

“MR. PRESIDENT!”

The Hat and The Hair: Episode 138.5

  “Beto is out! He’s out of the primary race!” the hat crowed. He farted with manic glee....

It’s really Candian Bacon, but they don’t want to ruin it for him.

“I am greener than grass.
“Lacking but little of death do I seem.”

“Ah, I cast indeed my net into their sea, and meant to catch good fish; but always did I draw up the head of some ancient God.”

The Hat and The Hair: Episode 135.5

“It’s eternity in there.”

The me that you know doesn’t come around much
That part of me isn’t here anymore

The Hat and The Hair: Episode 134.6

Their celebrity name can be “Corto” or maybe “Betory.”

The Hat and The Hair: Episode 134.4

Having pried through the strata, analyzed to a hair, counsel’d with
doctors and calculated close,
I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

-Walt Whitman