Category: Hat and Hair

The Hat and The Hair: Episode 160.5

A Report From Real America For Real Americans

Back, back, back,
Back that blue up, bitch

” Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got pancakes back home with syrup on top of them. They’re about to hit that critical point of syrup absorption that turns the cakes into a gross paste. And I hate to get all Andy Rooney about it, but I think we all like fluffy discs of cake with syrup on top!”

Episode 157.5

The siege continues.

Episode #156.7

Episode 156.5

“Hell is an idea first born on an undigested apple-dumpling.”

He seems worse on Wednesdays, but no one really knows why.

This Week: Donald reminisces and an old favorite returns to the show.

The Decadent West

The Language of Flowers

In these difficult times…

For America!