Category: Hat and Hair

“Don’t tell them Ybor City almost killed us again.”

“The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.”
– H. P. Lovecraft

“MR. PRESIDENT!”

This is, like, basic stuff.

  “Beto is out! He’s out of the primary race!” the hat crowed. He farted with manic glee....

It’s really Candian Bacon, but they don’t want to ruin it for him.

“I am greener than grass.
“Lacking but little of death do I seem.”

“Ah, I cast indeed my net into their sea, and meant to catch good fish; but always did I draw up the head of some ancient God.”

“It’s eternity in there.”

The me that you know doesn’t come around much
That part of me isn’t here anymore

Their celebrity name can be “Corto” or maybe “Betory.”

Having pried through the strata, analyzed to a hair, counsel’d with
doctors and calculated close,
I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

-Walt Whitman

Corn Pop and the Real Bad Dudes

When they said “Repent! Repent!”
I wondered what they meant

When you lie dead, no one will remember you
For you have no share in the Muses’ roses.

-Fragment 33, Sapho

The Protocols of the Elders of DNC