“‘Clown!’” Donald said. “He called me a ‘clown!’” Donald kicked off his huge floppy shoes and dropped his red...
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The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Hillary and Huma
“But why now?” Huma asked. “Grandmother has been dead for months.” “It’s a trap and Donald stumbled...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 168
“I have brought peace to the Middle East. I have healed a wound in the psyche of the world. I will win the...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 32: Protest
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The Hat and The Hair Expanded Universe: Kamala
“I didn’t suck Willie Brown’s herpes-riddled dick for two years to be told no!” Kamala screamed into...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 167
Camera One “Am I going to have to go to every town where a black guy dies?” Donald wondered aloud in...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 166
Monday Morning “Charlotte,” the hat snarled. “A shitty city in a shitty state. Why did we have to have...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 165
“Yeah, Post Office, take it. Uh, yeah, take it. Tell me how big it is, yeah,” the hat growled, hunched...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Joe and Finnegan
“Kermilla,” Joe slurred, his eyes wandering away from the whiteboard. It was hot in the Biden...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 31: Black Swan
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