“Incompetent! They called me incompetent!” Donald fumed. “The entire country is only alive because of...

“Kayleigh,” Donald sighed. “You haven’t had a press secretary you’ve liked since Sarah left,” the hat said....

“I don’t understand why we have to say inside,” the hat whined. “Donald must be protected from re-infection,”...

  “A miraculous recovery, Mr. President, just miraculous,” Steve said, going in for a handshake. When...

  It began as an infinitesimal point of light in the perpetual gloom of the tunnels under the White...

  “Biden! It’s Biden!’ the hair sang as he rolled around the Oval Office like a manic tumbleweed. “We...

  “Look at it,” the hair whispered to the hat. “It’s just a sea of white hats all saying 'Namaste,...