“Blagonivich?” the hair asked angrily. “Forty-seven percent job approval rate,” the hat said. “I can...
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The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Hillary and Huma
“Check it again,” Hillary rumbled. “One hundred and nineteen,” Huma said, waving the laser thermometer...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 145
I have existed since the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the...
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 144
“I can’t believe John Bolton’s Mustache would do this to us,” the hat said while gently urinating on...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 143
“I hate Switzerland,” the hat said, staring out the hotel window at people in ski outfits. “You hate...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Bernie and Liz
“I didn’t shake your hand because I knew where it had been,” Elizabeth said, giggling, shaking...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 142
The hair heard a giggle tinged with mania and the soft rustle of the hat masturbating under the desk...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Uncle Joe
“Pussies are bullshit,” Uncle Joe whispered into the child’s hair. Her mouth opened and a wailing...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 141
Words appeared on the screen as Donald slowly typed: THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON December 17, 2019 The...