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The Hat and Hair: Episode 76

“I told you we couldn’t trust that goddamn fedora!” John Bolton’s mustache bellowed, his follicles...

Donald Trump does 1 thing at least 20 times a day “This is just stupid. Just fake news. CNN fake news. I...

The air in the Kennedy Fuck Tunnels had been stale and muggy and Rudy pulled out his compact to check...

“They better give me a Nobel Peace Prize,” Donald grumbled. “I’ll kill anyone I have to to get you a Nobel...

Trump doctor Harold Bornstein says bodyguard, lawyer 'raided' his office, took medical files ...

John Bolton’s mustache undulated menacingly. “I thought I’d find you faggots in here!” he said. John...

“What the fuck is that?” the hair asked. He had slid down Donald’s face to his chest for his afternoon...

“Goddamn, I just love bombing motherfuckers!” the hat crowed. “Who can we bomb next, huh? Who? Iran? Some...

“You really need to stop reading that, you know,” the hair said calmly. “It’s just going to get you upset.”...

“‘Gas Killing Animal?’” the hair asked. “Will everyone know that’s Assad?” “Of course they will,” the hat...