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HAT HARD: A Hat and Hair Christmas Special, Pt. 4
It was cold on the White House roof and Donald began to shiver. The hat jostled back and forth on his...
HAT HARD: A Hat and Hair Christmas Special, Pt. 3
Half-dressed, thirsty, asleep, the hair had Donald staggering down a narrow hallway with a machine...
HAT HARD: A Hat and Hair Christmas Special, Pt. 2
“What the fuck it that?” the hair asked loudly. “Gunfire,” Hope said as if she had heard the toupee....
HAT HARD: A Hat and Hair Christmas Special, Pt. 1
Pulling away from Andrews Air Force Base, Donald pawed at the intercom switch blindly. “What do you...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 63
“Franken fingered my bill once,” the hat says, almost dreamily, in the darkness of the Mar-a-Lago wig...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 62
“Do ya think she will like it?” the USA hat asked anxiously. “Uh, yeah. Sure,” the MAGA hat replied,...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 61
“It was really terrible to go through, but I have to admit that I feel better after detox,” the hat...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 60
(Please note that this is all Brett L's fault.) “Luther! Luther! Pay attention you fuckin’ cracka!” Donald...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 59
“He’s not going to take me to the UN?!?” the hat screeched. “You’ve got to get me back in the game!”...