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The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe – The Haunting of Hillary House

"No live politician can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even Senators...

“Who are you texting?” the hair asked. “Shut up. Nobody,” the hat growled. “Are Twittering? I told you...

“That’s it,” the hair said. “You’re done.” “What do you mean?” the hat asked languidly. He was filthy. There...

“Perjury?!? I’d never perjure myself!” Donald yelled into his hair. “You cannot testify before Congress,...

Hillary’s saggy bulk shifted uncomfortably in her and Huma’s vast and piss-misted bed while Huma snored on...

“Coats! Comey! Sessions! They are all against me!” Donald screamed in the Oval Office. He picked up a bust of...

“COVFEFE?!?” the hair screamed incredulously, “What in the hell are you doing?” The hat looked up from the...

“IMPEACHMENT!” Donald roared, “They’ll never fucking impeach me! I won’t fucking allow it.” He lurched about...

“COMEY!” the hat screamed, “YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” His deranged laughter pealed through the staff party like a...

“First 100 Days! Woo!” the hair said in the pre-morning dark of the White House storage vault. The hat didn’t...