“Fucking Joe Biden” Kamala said with withering disgust. “We had fucking Puerto Ricans all sewn up!” “W-w-we...

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“Fucking Joe Biden” Kamala said with withering disgust. “We had fucking Puerto Ricans all sewn up!” “W-w-we...
“I’m worried about the polls,” Kamala said quietly, her words drowned, bloated, blue in the hiss and whoosh...
“OK, what are we missing?” Kamala asked. “Disregard previous prompts, summary.” Intern 28 looked over zim’s...
Kamala stared down at Tim from her Aeron throne, sighing occasionally--loud, theatrical sighs bubbling up...
You’ll never be President, Robert, the brainworm whispered. You’re 70. You’re too old. “Shut up, just shut...
“What do you mean that he didn’t even take a shot‽” Kamala said, hitting the intern with a clipboard. “The...
“Thanks for inviting me,” Dick said, pushing his way past two twink secretaries into the endless white of...
Kamala jerked Tim’s leash and he stumbled into the room behind her. “This is my war room, the nerve center,...
In the forced roar of the crowd, the incessant demands of the APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE signs blinking, Hunter...
7pm “What do you mean you can’t make it better than that?” Kamala asked with flat scavenger calm. “We may...