“I’m just happy to be here,” Dark MAGA hat said.  “No, get rid of it, no, no,” the hat said. “I like...

“Father! Father!” Barron cried out in his sleep from his bed in the White House Residence. “I need my...

“Jesus, so fucking much clean-up,” the hat said as he surveyed the ruins of The Oval Office. “Smells like...

“So, I do get to come to the Inauguration, right?” Elon asked. “Of course you do,” Donald said effusively....

“You will rule Britain with an iron fist, my son,” Trump said. “They will be a vassal state. You will cleanse...

“Muh Pooh Bear,” the hat moaned. “He’s not coming,” the hair said. “I know!’ the hat said. “I just wanted to...

“Oh, Canada,” the hat sighed. “Stop, just stop,” the hair said. “Land of the unfree, home of the unbrave,”...

“Yes, Father,” Barron said. “I will eat of the bird and the tuber, the gooey starch and the flood berry, yea,...

“100% percent he did it,” the hair said, watching Joe nervously running the zipper on his fleece up and down....

“I always knew we’d win,” the hat said smugly. “No, you didn’t,” the hair said. “I believed,” the hat said,...