This summer, however, my main fishing companion became the thirteen-year old local miscreant and walking disaster, a fellow named Jon.Read More
“Mickey’s Best Friend” is a controversial 10-minute cartoon that was shown in theatres on November 15, 1929. It was later banned and isn’t allowed to be shown again due to its history of causing psychological trauma to young children after viewing its content. The cartoon was animated by Ub Iwerks, with music composed by Carl Stalling. It was originally intended to be a Halloween-related short which revolved around Mickey Mouse and Eustace, an anthropomorphic dog character.Read More
I once trolled a libtard so hard his eyes rolled out of their eye sockets and then worms rose from the ground to eat the eyeballs. Then they consumed the libtard, resulting a brutal painful death, and then a huge bird arrived and ate the libtard’s corpse. After that, the Skeleton King came down from above slashed the corpse in half with his sword, which looked pretty fucking metal, and ate it raw. Then he sunk into the underworld and all that was left was me doing the Fortnight dance. Mark Dice then came out of the darkness and said that I was the Ultimate Libtard Destroyer. He clapped so hard that the whole world began to shake and to scream from this amazing act, and then as soon Mark said “When you destroy a libtard, epic style,” the world began to rawr! (Yes, rawr!!!) And this caused the world to split in two, but unfortunately it turned out that a hellish beast came out of the center of the earth and it clapped with us. Then the world exploded.Read More
Heyy 41y/o Glibertarian contributor looking for serious girl that;s into kittenplay/ddlg for a big polyamorous family :3 <3 i would love to have a house of like 3-5 kitty girls i would love to make a special playroom in my house with carpet and fluffy blankets and full of stuffies pillows and toys and a big closet with cute clothes and costumes and many kitty ears tails and collars i would give every kitty a special engraved kitty collar tag and i would give each girl a special cage designed to her liking comfort and style so she could sleep in it or when she has a time out go in there :3 <3Read More
Donald Trump is actually the pseudonym of performance artist Gregory Hammerlin. His work has been described as Indulgent anti-art Neo-Dadaism. The 2016 presidential election was an art piece inspired by American excess. His new work “45th and Last” is an exploration of modern internet culture and its impact on world politics.Read More
Puna caparaṃ, bhikkhave, bhikkhu seyyathāpi passeyya sarīraṃ sivathikāya chaḍḍitaṃ ekāhamataṃ vā dvīhamataṃ vā tīhamataṃ vā uddhumātakaṃ vinīlakaṃ vipubbakajātaṃ. So imameva kāyaṃ upasaṃharati: ‘ayaṃ pi kho kāyo evaṃdhammo evaṃbhāvī evaṃanatīto’ ti.Read More
I sexually identify as a Pokémon. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of having my name called and hurling through the air to fight against monsters. People say to me that being a pocket monster is impossible and I’m some sort of deviant for thinking I could be. But I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon change my appearance to that of a puce psionically-gifted cat/squirrel/kangaroo hybrid. From now on I want you guys to call me Mewtwo and encounter me in Cerulean Cave only after you have defeated the Elite Four in the Indigo Plateau. If you can’t do that you’re a Poképhobe and need to check your capture privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.Read More
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