Jesus Take the Bill
🤠👉Howdy there bucko, I’ve noticed that you put some nsfw and/or profanity in my good holy Christian blog, please stop or we will have ye old showdown!
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Category: Art
The Auld Syte
EDG reppin’ LBC drops some knowledge on your ear-holes.
Read MoreReview of Cold Mountain (the book and the movie)
The Civil War brings you the feel-good hit of the summer – NOT.
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Reviews You’ll Never Use: Class of 1999
This week, we’ll do something a bit unusual, and review a sequel to a film instead of the original. Why? Tune in to find out.
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Reviews You’ll Never Use: The Battle Wizard
I must profess to having a soft place in my heart for old trashy kung fu movies. Those of you my age or a bit older probably remember these as being staples on late-night cable, when they were just trying to fill air space. The silly dubbing, ham-fisted acting, convoluted story lines, and most importantly, the high-flying martial arts action are ambrosia for the aficionado of trash cinema.
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Reviews You’ll Never Use: Texas Frightmare Weekend
Prepare yourselves (and your bodies) for a thorough review of Texas Frightmare Weekend! I mean, I guess you can try, but you’ll never really be ready.
Read MoreManly Monday
Male model on the lam in an oddly Range-Rover-centric crime spree and sexy pictures of vets. Today will be fun.
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A Clockwork Henson
The Old Man reminsces about the days when the Muppets were up for a bit of the old Ultraviolence.
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Reviews You’ll Never Use: Suspiria
Greetings once again, my fellow travelers in the transgressive, to another installment of Reviews...
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Mormons and the Bill of Rights, Part Two – The dirty books episode
I found a way to simultaneously discuss sex and the Smoot-Hawley Tariff.
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Reviews You’ll Never Use: Gargoyles (1972)
How many pube cartoons did Gojira rate this film? I’m sure you’re tingling with anticipation to find out. If not, hopefully you’re at least tingling with drugs or alcohol. You aren’t? You pussy.
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Reviews You’ll Never Use: Zardoz
GOJIRA REVIEWS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN MOVIE.
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Reviews You’ll Never Use: House
Nobuhiko Obayashi’s masterpiece, House. Gojira puts IMDB’s review to shame: “A schoolgirl and six of her classmates travel to her aunt’s country home, which tries to devour the girls in bizarre ways.” They don’t even mention that you get to see tits!
Read MoreReviews You’ll Never Use: Dark House
In which a cis-gendered heteropatriarchal man reviews obscure horror gem Dark House.
Read MoreFrom the Art Trenches: Entry Deadline for “We, The People”
Brush the dust off the easel and make something to enter.
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