I started my post-pubescent life like most other men and women. I got a free version of the latest Gillette razor in the mail, and I ran that trial pack of blades until they weren’t even sharp enough to cut tissue paper. But it doesn’t have to be that way!
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Join Creosote Achilles as he talks about KinkFest XX: three days of debauchery, education, and friendship. Pics included in varying degrees of SFW.
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Hello boils and ghouls, it’s your old pal the Cryptkeeper here…no wait, that’s...
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We forgot to run MLW’s latest masterpiece on V-Day. Just to remind everyone:
THIS IS PARODY NOT THE REAL THING
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A sentence worse than death: to grow up and live a shell of a life surrounded by death and rot! And all because the damn Republicans shut down the government!
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CPRM explains the art of fan edits.
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Yusef Drives a Kia invites you to show him your lights, IYKWISAITYD
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🤠👉Howdy there bucko, I’ve noticed that you put some nsfw and/or profanity in my good holy Christian blog, please stop or we will have ye old showdown!
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EDG reppin’ LBC drops some knowledge on your ear-holes.
Read MoreThe Civil War brings you the feel-good hit of the summer – NOT.
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This week, we’ll do something a bit unusual, and review a sequel to a film instead of the original. Why? Tune in to find out.
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I must profess to having a soft place in my heart for old trashy kung fu movies. Those of you my age or a bit older probably remember these as being staples on late-night cable, when they were just trying to fill air space. The silly dubbing, ham-fisted acting, convoluted story lines, and most importantly, the high-flying martial arts action are ambrosia for the aficionado of trash cinema.
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Prepare yourselves (and your bodies) for a thorough review of Texas Frightmare Weekend! I mean, I guess you can try, but you’ll never really be ready.
Read MoreMale model on the lam in an oddly Range-Rover-centric crime spree and sexy pictures of vets. Today will be fun.
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The Old Man reminsces about the days when the Muppets were up for a bit of the old Ultraviolence.
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Greetings once again, my fellow travelers in the transgressive, to another installment of Reviews...
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I found a way to simultaneously discuss sex and the Smoot-Hawley Tariff.
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How many pube cartoons did Gojira rate this film? I’m sure you’re tingling with anticipation to find out. If not, hopefully you’re at least tingling with drugs or alcohol. You aren’t? You pussy.
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GOJIRA REVIEWS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN MOVIE.
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Nobuhiko Obayashi’s masterpiece, House. Gojira puts IMDB’s review to shame: “A schoolgirl and six of her classmates travel to her aunt’s country home, which tries to devour the girls in bizarre ways.” They don’t even mention that you get to see tits!
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