Cryptids | Glibertarians

MERRY SMITHMAS OPEN POST

STEVE SMITH AND COUSIN SEA SMITH WISH ALL FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS HAVE GREAT CHRISTMAS. SINCE SMITHS HERE,...

GREAT, GREAT, GREAT GRANDFATHER JOSIAH SMITH AT FIRST THANKSGIVING. HIM SPECIAL GUEST OF COLONY! STEVE SMITH...

Cryptids or common voters, where you live? STEVE SMITH ANXIOUS. HIM WONDER CASCADIA GET VOTE FREE TONIGHT!...

by ZARDOZ | Nov 1, 2024 | Advice, Cryptids

ZARDOZ APPROVED HALLOWEEN COSTUMES ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. IT HAS BEEN A PERIOD OF TIME. BUT...

“I WILL HAVE SEX WITH THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!” he shouted, his voice like thunder rolling across the loch. He...

THE FOLLOWING TRANSMISSION IS CLASSIFIED. DO NOT LEAVE THIS IN THE GARAGE. DO NOT LEAVE THIS IN THE BATHROOM....

by STEVE SMITH | Sep 2, 2024 | Cryptids

*HIC* STEVE SMITH...COME IN HQ, BREAK OPEN CHEESE PERSON DESK DRAWER. FIND BOTTLE KIRSCHWASSER. HIM DRINK...

SOMETHING NOT RIGHT. STEVE SMITH, CERTIFIED CASCADIA INVEST ADVIZOR! STEVE HEAR BAD THING HAPPEN WITH MUNNIEZ...

Fair to middlin' STEVE SMITH DO LINKSES TODAY! SLOOPYBANJO TAKE VACATION. STEVE SMITH WISH THEM COME TO...

STEVE SMITH NNEDZ HALP. HIM GO TO GLIBERTARIAN HQ, TALK TO FOUNDATION BOARD. BY TALK TO, MEAN... HIM FIND OUT...