PORTLAND - "We've decided to join forces to achieve our common goals", said Imperial Cyclops Leroy Jenkins....
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All Star Cryptid Thanksgiving Preview
I am still fighting off a cough and such ('vid test Sunday, even though I know it is simply a chest cold, so...
Human Error Corrected in 2020 Election, Flipping All Remaining Trump States to Biden
SACRAMENTO, CA -- Election monitors in California discovered a massive error in the 2020 election, which...
The Care and Feeding Of Your New Wood Chipper
Disclaimer: This article is satire, so fuck off any piece-of-shit state attorney who is looking to make a...
Borg Announce New Motto: We’re All in This Together
DELTA QUADRANT - "Mistakes were made; races were assimilated improperly", said 7 of 11, spokesdrone for the...
Consulting the Prophecy
I have concluded we presently live in what I can only describe as “Schrodinger’s Election”. There are two...
The Ipcress Sandwich: A Mad Glibs Super Freak-Out Happening
Recently we were treated to the Glib version of a Choose Your Own Adventure Story, the type the proliferated...
What We Do For Weeknight Entertainment
Yes, yes, I know you all think it's a non-stop alcohol-, drug- and pizza-fueled party here at...
Feminists Slam Jeopardy! For Promoting Unrealistic Intelligence Standards
CLEVELAND - "First off, it's a GIRL-cott, not a boycott, and the difference is very important", said Joanna...
Somalia Sends Peacekeepers to Portland
MOGADISHU - In an emergency session of the Somali parliament, law makers determined that the crisis in...