At a speech in Flagstaff, Arizona, President Biden claimed he dug the Grand Canyon with a spoon. "There I was...
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Cruising Chaos: A Boozy Voyage of Hijinks
I forced a bot to read over 10000000000 Glibs comments and write a short story. Here is the result... The...
More Phake Fotos From My Hard Drives
Here are some more old photoshops I just had sitting on my 25TB of hard drive space, thought I'd share them....
Wet Acceptance Saturates American Culture
31 year old Sage Azurewood knew they was different after returning to in-person meetings of the Portland Ink...
Orange Man Trading Cards
Let it be known this was written on the first day I took a sick day in four years. I went full exorcist the...
STTNG Missing Episodes 1: Wesley’s Woes
Office Manager Mohammed takes a business trip
Assistant Yusef: I really think we should have rented a car, it’s only 450 miles to San Francisco from here....
Black Lives Matter Splits Over Zebra Question
OAKLAND - "What a lot of people are saying is that a zebra looks like a bunch of Oreos turned sideways, and...
Experts Say Tanks in Tiananmen Square May Be Chinese
WASHINGTON DC- "We have multiple lines of evidence converging on the same conclusion" said Joanna...
The Buttle Kids and The Deplorable Neighbor
Illustrations by The Hyperbole “Good morning, my dear. What are you today,” asked Patrice...