Satire | Glibertarians

Frustrated GOP Struggles to Find Losing Strategy

by Derpetologist | Dec 1, 2020 | Satire

DALLAS - "It's like, nothing we do is working" lamented Senior GOP Defeat Strategist Joanna Gambolputty. "No...

by trshmnstr | Nov 24, 2020 | Satire

SAN JOSE - After analyzing their successes from the 2020 election season, Jack Dorsey and the rest of the...

by Derpetologist | Nov 23, 2020 | Satire

PORTLAND - "We've decided to join forces to achieve our common goals", said Imperial Cyclops Leroy Jenkins....

by Grumbletarian | Nov 18, 2020 | Satire

SACRAMENTO, CA -- Election monitors in California discovered a massive error in the 2020 election, which...

Disclaimer: This article is satire, so fuck off any piece-of-shit state attorney who is looking to make a...

by Derpetologist | Nov 16, 2020 | Satire

DELTA QUADRANT - "Mistakes were made; races were assimilated improperly", said 7 of 11, spokesdrone for the...

by Derpetologist | Nov 9, 2020 | Satire

CLEVELAND - "First off, it's a GIRL-cott, not a boycott, and the difference is very important", said Joanna...

by Derpetologist | Nov 1, 2020 | Satire

MOGADISHU - In an emergency session of the Somali parliament, law makers determined that the crisis in...

by Derpetologist | Oct 28, 2020 | Satire

CYDONIA - Gunfire sounds from every direction on this typical evening on the red planet. Experts say the guns...

by Derpetologist | Oct 22, 2020 | Satire

FORT RUCKER - "This magnificent machine represents a new era in aerial warfare: the marriage of state of the...