MINNEAPOLIS - The streets were mostly calm in this mostly not burned down city for the first time since the...
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Rwanda Offers US Advice On How to Have More Sectarian Violence
KIGALI - "We have watched your little scuffles, and you guys have some serious work to do," said Joseph...
The importance of knowing you might be wrong
In these trying times the world is now more polarized than ever1. People are angry, political division is...
SPLC Warns of Dangerous Right-Wing Manifesto Known as ‘US Constitution’
ATLANTA - At a press conference, SPLC spokeswoman Joanna Gambolputty warned of the dangerous new document...
Happiest American is Blind, Deaf
BOISE - "I've always seen it as a blessing in disguise, now more than ever," said Everett Bingham, who was...
Aliens Invade Earth, Women and Minorities Hardest Hit
LOS ANGELES - "While it appears that this is an extermination campaign, it has largely spared rural America...
Democrats Push to Lower Retirement Age to 18
WASHINGTON DC - "Universal Basic Income doesn't go far enough. It's high time we freed the American people...
Pandemic Forces Antifa to Drop Masks and Don Pointy, White Hoods
PORTLAND - "It was a tough decision, but it had to be made," said Comrade Rainbow Manatee, an Antifa group...
Biden Promises to Fix Climate Change if Greta Thunberg Lets Him Sniff Her Hair
STOCKHOLM - Thunberg spoke about the possible deal at a press conference. "These past few weeks have been...
Trump Says AOC Can be President if She Sits in Corner of Oval Office
WASHINGTON DC - Trump invited select members of the press, mainly reporters from Weekly World News, to the...