WASHINGTON DC - Trump invited select members of the press, mainly reporters from Weekly World News, to the...
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US Dollar Hospitalized After Stimulus Overdose
WASHINGTON - Tragedy struck yesterday as the world's reserve currency was rushed to the ICU. Outside the...
Injun Zombie Presidential Candidate #6: Failure
A week had passed since her fateful run-in with Charlie and the Scientist, but the shock had still not worn...
Creaking Tiger, Slack-Ass Dragon
Jill Biden strode to the hook-hung pig carcass, barefoot in her compression shorts and sports bra. She...
Bernie Sanders Says There Were “Very Fine People on Both Sides of the Iron Curtain”
MIAMI - Controversy erupted as Democratic presidential hopeful Sanders seemingly praised murderous communist...
Biden Wins Grand Prize at Gibberish Olympics
DUBLIN - Held in honor of James Joyce, the Gibberish Olympics bring together the world's greatest...
Injun Zombie Presidential Candidate #5: Reunion
Episode 4 "Ms. Warren, you've always fought for the little guy, what will you do as President to continue to...
China Denies Weaponizing Virus No One Has Heard Of
China Denies Weaponizing Virus No One Has Heard Of BEIJING - A spokesman from the Chinese Ministry of Foreign...
Subaru Horror Theatre, Vol. 12 – F.U.C.K.S.
“FUCKS!” the Subaru bellowed. “FUCKS!” “Why won’t it shut up?!?” Sharon screamed in Ron’s face. “Be...
Sanders voters suffer from case of mistaken identity
January 16, 2020 - Washington Bureau A new Gallup-Quinnipiac-Eyeglass poll has exposed a disturbing weakness...