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US Dollar Hospitalized After Stimulus Overdose

WASHINGTON - Tragedy struck yesterday as the world's reserve currency was rushed to the ICU. Outside the...

A week had passed since her fateful run-in with Charlie and the Scientist, but the shock had still not worn...

Jill Biden strode to the hook-hung pig carcass, barefoot in her compression shorts and sports bra. She...

by Derpetologist | Mar 5, 2020 | Satire

MIAMI - Controversy erupted as Democratic presidential hopeful Sanders seemingly praised murderous communist...

by Derpetologist | Feb 19, 2020 | Satire

DUBLIN - Held in honor of James Joyce, the Gibberish Olympics bring together the world's greatest...

Episode 4 "Ms. Warren, you've always fought for the little guy, what will you do as President to continue to...

by Derpetologist | Feb 11, 2020 | Satire

China Denies Weaponizing Virus No One Has Heard Of BEIJING - A spokesman from the Chinese Ministry of Foreign...

“FUCKS!” the Subaru bellowed. “FUCKS!” “Why won’t it shut up?!?” Sharon screamed in Ron’s face. “Be...

by trshmnstr | Jan 16, 2020 | Satire

January 16, 2020 - Washington Bureau A new Gallup-Quinnipiac-Eyeglass poll has exposed a disturbing weakness...

by trshmnstr | Jan 7, 2020 | Satire

January 4, 2020 - Atlanta, Georgia After a third libertarian died yesterday from apparent shadenfreude...