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Eyeball

by Yusef drives a Kia | Feb 18, 2019 | Fiction | 170

The Life and Times of an Eyeball

If You Can Beat Them, Join Them

by Tonio | Jan 31, 2019 | Children, Congress, Fiction, Satire, Social Justice, Womyn | 124

Every woman’s worst nighmare, thought Angelica, your boyfriend going violent after he learns that you aborted your pregnancy. Earlier, Moira had said that her current boyfriend was some sort of church leader and that she had kept the pregnancy from him. It had to be one of the patriarchal religions since progressive boys understood it wasn’t their decision to make.

What Are We Reading

by Glib Staff | Jan 25, 2019 | Books, Fiction, Literature, Opinion, Pastimes, Reviews | 297

Some of us are reading. Some of us are packing our books.

Are You for Eighty Six?

by Tonio | Jan 24, 2019 | Congress, Fiction, Health Care, Satire, Womyn | 165

This was what the patriarchy made women endure – aborting in anonymous public toilets, little better than the back-alley abortions the crones had told her about. There should be numerous warm, safe public walk-in abortatoriums staffed by caring women. With onsite childcare, of course. Women should also have mandatory access to abortion doulas in times of need. Her breathing quickened as she imagined herself leading America down a shining path towards full health equity for women.

The Glibening, Part Six: Your Routine Crazy Girl Call

by Tonio | Jan 15, 2019 | Entertainment, Fiction | 142

Reardon snorted at the grinning skeleton with the outlandish purple hair waving at him. “Uh-huh.” A routine crazy girl call, and this one wasn’t bad looking; he had a good view of her in her bra and panties playing with the skeleton. Probably she wasn’t actually crazy, but had been drugged by some scumbag. He planned to follow up on her in the hospital once the thorazine wore off and maybe score a date.

We Interrupt this Transmission

by SPACE SMITH | Jan 2, 2019 | Big Government, Deep State, Executive Branch, Federal Power, Fiction, IFLA | 151

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The Glibening, Part Five: Jinkies

by Tonio | Dec 26, 2018 | Entertainment, Fiction | 19

“To say that the squirrels are angry is an understatement,” said the green brain pulsating in time with the dialogue. There was no actual sound within the chamber, except for the sussuration of the life support system which kept the chamber at a perfect three hundred ten kelvins at Earth normal sea level pressure, etc. Gilhooly and Kestrel didn’t hear the brains so much as they were painfully aware that the brains were streaming directly into their auditory cortices through means unknown.

What Are We Reading – November 2018

by Glib Staff | Nov 30, 2018 | Books, Fiction, Literature, Opinion, Reviews | 280

Some of us read. Some of us read more than others. Some of us even read interesting things.

True Thoughts and Conspiracies – A Trashy Form of Fiction

by SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr | Nov 27, 2018 | Fiction | 137

trshmnstr tells a (possibly NSFW) tale.

The Day Civilization Fell

by Swiss Servator | Nov 21, 2018 | Fiction, Food & Drink, History, Literature | 279

All it took was a simple bacterial contaminant.

The Glibening, Part Four: Hardboiled Dick

by Tonio | Nov 15, 2018 | Entertainment, Fiction, Hygiene | 134

Practicality necessitated that public restrooms should have poop knives, but the security requirements of a federal courthouse prevented it. He walked from the innermost stall to the sink nearest to the door. As he reached the sink he heard water splashing onto the tile floor from the stalls behind him. Ramesh hurried through washing his hands – he counted to twenty as always, but much more quickly than normal. His phone kept chirping, not a good sign. He reached for a paper towel and dried his hands while looking back in the mirror at the stalls to check whether a stream of water was flowing his way – fortunately not. Finally he dried his hands and exited to the public corridor before checking his phone. A livestream from the Thought! Magazine commenters mocking the boss was going viral. He was going to be livid about that.