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IFLA: The “…but that doesn’t suck?” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Feb 26
Lily doesn't play with sitcks. She keeps sticks. So... I don't think we've seen this many favorable omens at...
IFLA: The “Where did the Snow Go?” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Feb 18
That's Homer baying in the background. This week has one of the nicest skies we've seen in a long time. There...
IFLA: The “That Time of Year” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Feb 11
The thaw brings out lots of people The week starts of belligerently, with Mercury and Mars dominating....
IFLA: The “Suggested Dates” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Feb 4
This shit right here is why I hate thaws. It needs to stay frozen until March. What with the site transfer...
IFLA: The “Early Spring” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Jan 28
For multiple dogs to play together, there needs to be a high level of trust between them. This week is...
IFLA: The “Igloos?” Edition of the Horoscope for the week of Jan 21
Obviously, this predates the snow. It's been too cold lately to take the gloves off and get the phone...
IFLA: The “Chill Dog in Snow” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Jan 14
So I had a bit o' the coof this week and since I'm a libertarian I took the responsibility to not spread it...
IFLA: The “Boring” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Jan 7
The skies are chilling out for a bit. All the real planets are moving directly, and they're all minding their...
IFLA: The “Nothing Changes” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Dec 31
Good afternoon and I hope you've got sufficient liquor stocked up. For 2024, I mean. Yeah, the stars...