“So from now on, if anyone asked about your… health, just say ‘deep fake,’” Finnegan said. “Deep fa-fa-fake?”...

“It is so depressing around here,” Finnegan said. “It’s re-election fever!” Hunter said. “Catch it!” Joe...

  “Electric cars are an abomination,” Hunter said morosely. “Are you talking about that video of the...

  “Would you rather meet a man randomly in the woods or a bear?” Hunter asked his daughter. “I’d rather...

  “I love the elegant ruin of your asshole,” Hunter whispered into the Ukrainian’s gaping anus. “No...

  “W-w-why are everyone mad at me, is mad at me about Easter? I love Easter! Hard-boiled eggs and...

  “Nikki Haley is out,” Dr. Biden fumed. “Of course she is. Dumb little jeet cunt. And she said she was...

  “You’re sweeping the primaries, Mr. President,” Karine said excitedly, only a little drunk. “I-I-I...