“Bring me The Vessel!” Hillary called across the blasted plain. Two burly women stepped through the...
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Subaru Horror Theatre, Vol. 3-4: Forever Young and Subaru Heaven
Forever Young They walked out of the surf together, laughing. “Don’t tell your grandmother about...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Hillary, The Becoming: Episode 22
The winds across the barren plain howled, cold, with stinging flecks of rock picked up by gusts. “Tell us of...
Subaru Horror Theatre, Vol. 2 – The Road Less Traveled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4QMpok3rDc “Why did you have sleeping bags in the back if we were just going...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Hillary, The Becoming: Episode 21
“I just don’t know what to do, Grandmother,” Hillary said, kneeling painfully before the crone on the dais....
Subaru Horror Theatre, Vol. 1: Memory Lane
As many people have pointed out, this Subaru commercial is basically the set-up for a horror film. Blind old...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 84
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Was Asked to Leave Restaurant Over White House Work “I can’t believe they would treat...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: The Canonization of Hillary
The Martyrdom No one could possibly say that she hadn’t suffered for her faith, the faith she had in America....
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe – The Haunting of Hillary House
"No live politician can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even Senators...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Princess of Darkness
Hillary’s saggy bulk shifted uncomfortably in her and Huma’s vast and piss-misted bed while Huma snored on...