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MLW’s Guide to LGBTQWERTY

Mythical Libertarian Woman explores the murky sea doin’ it, banging, making the beast with two backs, humping, the hunka-a-lunka, the horizontal mambo, the old in and out, salting the clam, bam-bam in the ham, balling, amourous congress, attacking the pink fortress, assault with a friendly weapon, beard-splitting, bedroom rodeo, rumbusticating, boffing, boinking, boning, bruising the beef curtains, humpy-squirty, bumping uglies, ferking, hanky, panky, mashing the fat, screwing, monkey-business, shucking the oyster, muff-diving, plugging, etc.

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Happy Thiccsgiving!

Fucking vegans shoving their morals down our throats.

Look, we’ve evolved to eat ass. That’s why we have canine teeth. Animals in the wild eat ass all the time, so why would you give me flack for just going along with nature? I’m not a fucking herbivore.

The human body needs ass to function; if I were to stop eating them, I would go weak. Don’t you get shaky and pale on a non-ass diet? Supplements aren’t enough, and fake ass is disgusting.

At the end of the day, I just think my love of ass trumps the rights of ass. I mean, it’s just ass. It’s non-sentient. I’m an intelligent adult, and so I clearly fall into a different moral category.

Just fuck off and let me eat ass.

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2017: The Year In Reveiw

Someone PLEASE provide me with some nasty pics of these two. I’m the type of person that always ships two characters whenever I watch a cartoon….and for ‘Arthur’, it was this couple. Whenever I watched Arthur, I’d always pretend I was him, and I was trying to hook up with Sue Ellen – that’s why my favorite episode is the one where Sue Ellen lost her diary. That’s the episode where at the end, she hints at Arthur that she likes him. That’s the greatest episode of Arthur EVER – yet the show’s creators never really expanded on that. Instead, they continued to make references to Arthur and Francine being together. Fuck Francine; she looks like a monkey. I wouldn’t mind if it was Muffy – she got a monkey face too but at least she’s light-skinned. With Sue Ellen, you got the best of everything: she’s light-skinned, got a cute face, plus the ass was fat.

I also wouldn’t mind that rabbit bitch who always had her hair over her eyes; I think her name was Molly. She never used to get my dick hard until that episode ‘Arthur Makes Waves’, where she came out wearing this sexy swimsuit, showin’ off her B cups and them sexy white legs. Bitch was lookin’ thicc as fuck…the ass was fat. Anyway, I digress.

The point is, I wanna see some pictures of Arthur diggin’ out Sue Ellen. Jesus Christ, I’ve been fantasizing about Sue Ellen ever since that episode where she was wearing that green bikini when she went to the beach with Arthur, Buster, Brain and Binky. Oh God, y’all should’ve seen this bitch in that bikini. She was lookin’ fine. The ass was fat, and you could tell she had some good-ass pussy.

I’ve already tried Googling for some quality pics but I got nothing more than the same 3 pictures I’ve already seen a million times. Please help, my fellow Glibs!

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