McCAIN WAS DEAD: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was...
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The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Decision 2020 Special Report: A Preview of the Democratic Primary Field
“I’m the most qualified person ever to be President,” Joe whispered into the mirror, his breath fogging the...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 104
“What do you mean, ‘I have to stay here?’” the hat asked. It was humid in the Buenos Aires hotel room...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 103
“GM fucked us!’ the hat cried. “We bailed them out and they fucked us! Fucked us hard. Fucked us like...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 102
“More,” the hat said. “I want to fire more of them.” His voice became strained and he coughed a few...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 101
Jeff Sessions Is Forced Out as Attorney General as Trump Installs Loyalist Jeff Sessions, Exit...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 100
“RED WAVE! RED WAVE! RED WAVE!” The chanting died away as the party wore on. Paul Ryan was the first...
Subaru Horror Theatre, Vol. 6. – Making Memories
I stood by the box of mementos I had pulled out of the old Subaru for a long time after Jenny drove...
Warty Hugeman and the Sensitive Vampires
“I will destroy you all, vampire scum!” Warty growled at the feeding horde of bloodthirsty undead....
Subaru Horror Theatre, Vol. 5: Trying New Things
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