“The State of our Union is STRONG!” Donald said into his bedroom mirror. “OK,” the hat said, “but make...

  And from CPRM, source of all that is good... HOUSE PAR-TAY!  

  And since there was some measure of confusion yesterday...  

  It was cold on the White House roof and Donald began to shiver. The hat jostled back and forth on his...

  Half-dressed, thirsty, asleep, the hair had Donald staggering down a narrow hallway with a machine...

  “What the fuck it that?” the hair asked loudly. “Gunfire,” Hope said as if she had heard the toupee....