“I can’t have all this infighting among my staff,” Donald told the three men. The hat sniggered knowingly and...

  “Loyalty!” Donald howled. “Why are we outside?” the hat asked. “He wanted to go for a walk in The Rose...

  “Get out, Sean!” the hat screamed from under the desk. “Get out, get out, get out!” “We are going to...

  “You released the emails?!?” Donald roared, beating on the door of the Special Presidential Shitter...

"Are you nervous about seeing Vlad again?" the hair asked. "No," Donald replied waspishly. "Hashtag Fakenews....

  “Who are you texting?” the hair asked. “Shut up. Nobody,” the hat growled. “Are Twittering? I told you...

“That’s it,” the hair said. “You’re done.” “What do you mean?” the hat asked languidly. He was filthy. There...

“Perjury?!? I’d never perjure myself!” Donald yelled into his hair. “You cannot testify before Congress,...