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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 139
“Mr. President! Mr. President!” the reporter called. “You’ll have to speak up!” Donald replied. “MR....
The Hat and The Hair Expanded Universe: Bernie and Sandy
“Your breasts are a common good,” Bernie said, never breaking eye contact with her chest. It was two...
Chapter 15 – The Stay
“Well, if they’re going to issue the stay at all, now would be a good time! I mean, if no stay today, by...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 138
“Beto is out! He’s out of the primary race!” the hat crowed. He farted with manic glee. “Who?” Donald...
Chapter 14 – Secretary Cohen’s “Four Points”
In December of 1997, the anthrax vaccine manufacturer was shut down and could not manufacture anything...
Subaru Horror Theater, Vol. 11: Old Friends
One Week “Backyard,” I bark. “Backyard, backyard.” The gate bangs against the post again and again. I...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 137
“Nothing is ever good enough for these fuckers, you know?” the hat asked the hair. “Hmm,” the hair...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 136
“Facebook?” the hair asked. “Of course,” the hat replied. “CNN?” “Yes, of course.” “Google? Apple?...
Chapter 12: The DoD “Evolves” on the Anthrax Vaccine
Mary PENDERGAST (FDA): As I indicated to you, it was not the type or quantity of information we would have...