Firearms Friday: Silencer Suppositions
This week, Vhyrus pines for that which he cannot have, and insults a dead guy.
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Reviews You’ll Never Use: The Boy
The Boy 2015, that is. Confusingly, there was also a horror movie by this name made in 2016, about a doll. Don’t mix them up.
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The perfect gift for the yogi in your life
“It’s unclear how gentle the pants are when zapping your legs into the right positions...
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Firearms Friday: NFA Noncompliance
In this episode, Vhyrus dispenses some dubious legal advice.
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Reviews You’ll Never Use: Class of 1999 II: The Substitute
Hello my macabre menagerie of malcontents, and welcome once again to the only thing on the...
Read MoreFirearms Friday: Long Post on Long Guns
In this episode, Vhyrus shows you just how much of a dangerous nutcase he really is.
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Reviews You’ll Never Use: Class of 1999
This week, we’ll do something a bit unusual, and review a sequel to a film instead of the original. Why? Tune in to find out.
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Reviews You’ll Never Use: The Battle Wizard
I must profess to having a soft place in my heart for old trashy kung fu movies. Those of you my age or a bit older probably remember these as being staples on late-night cable, when they were just trying to fill air space. The silly dubbing, ham-fisted acting, convoluted story lines, and most importantly, the high-flying martial arts action are ambrosia for the aficionado of trash cinema.
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Reviews You’ll Never Use: Texas Frightmare Weekend
Prepare yourselves (and your bodies) for a thorough review of Texas Frightmare Weekend! I mean, I guess you can try, but you’ll never really be ready.
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Get Home Bag (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Antifa)
Vhyrus gives us a thoughtful post on how to build your own “Get Home Bag” on a budget, in the event that getting home isn’t necessarily guaranteed.
Read MoreReviews You’ll Never Use: Beyond the Darkness
The Final Girl–I mean, Giallo installment from Gojira.
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Reviews You’ll Never Use: Suspiria
Greetings once again, my fellow travelers in the transgressive, to another installment of Reviews...
Read MoreReviews You’ll Never Use: Zombi 2. Or is it Zombie? It’s Both!
Greetings fellow marvelers of the menacing and macabre, and welcome to another installment of what is indisputably at least the eighth best weekly recurring article on this site. For the next several weeks, we shall be exploring...
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Reviews You’ll Never Use: The Monster Squad
Greetings Boils and Ghouls, and whatever other gender you may be currently identifying as. For the...
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Do You Even Lift? The Deadlift
Well, do you? An old standard for a good deadlift used to be lifting twice your body-weight. I’ve seen Warty do it, and it’s amazing.
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Reviews You’ll Never Use: Gargoyles (1972)
How many pube cartoons did Gojira rate this film? I’m sure you’re tingling with anticipation to find out. If not, hopefully you’re at least tingling with drugs or alcohol. You aren’t? You pussy.
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Do You Even Lift? The Overhead Press
Well, do you? An old standard for a good press used to be pressing your own body-weight over head.
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Let’s Go Toe-to-Toe on Beer Law
An analysis of the regulatory history of beer and where it’s headed now by Nephilium.
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Reviews You’ll Never Use: Zardoz
GOJIRA REVIEWS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN MOVIE.
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Reviews You’ll Never Use: House
Nobuhiko Obayashi’s masterpiece, House. Gojira puts IMDB’s review to shame: “A schoolgirl and six of her classmates travel to her aunt’s country home, which tries to devour the girls in bizarre ways.” They don’t even mention that you get to see tits!
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