Category: Religion

Behold The Face of the Destroyer!

I remember the day Senator Haramabe was assassinated in Cincinnati. I had just finished jerking off to some Jade Kush porno when I felt a sudden pain in my heart. I did not know where this pain came from. I went to Glibertarians.com and looked at the news: “Senator Harambe (OH-I) gunned down at the Cincinnati Zoo”. My heart sank. Senator Harambe was a champion in deficit spending reform and his economic policies were on the level of Ron Paul’s. I mourned for several days as I wished the Senator was still around. Man, I miss him!

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The Glibertarian Headquarters’ X-mas Light Show 2017

It is a little known fact that the Hip-Hop duo ‘Kris Kross’ invented the term X-mas, a phrase that is used in many English speaking countries to abbreviate ‘christmas’. In their self titled album released in 1989, Chris says ‘I put the ‘Chris’ into ‘christmas’ // rhymes so deep I be breaking your isthmus’ on the lyrical sheet that had been written, ‘christmas’ was written as X-mas, presumably to save time. After the success of another piece the duo had written, ‘jump’, X-mas began to become a more commonly used phrase as it spread, may people not even knowing where the term came from.

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