Bitch! I’m a human, just like you. I like chicken with BBQ sauce, just like you.Read More
Join Creosote Achilles as he talks about KinkFest XX: three days of debauchery, education, and friendship. Pics included in varying degrees of SFW.Read More
Donald Trump is actually the pseudonym of performance artist Gregory Hammerlin. His work has been described as Indulgent anti-art Neo-Dadaism. The 2016 presidential election was an art piece inspired by American excess. His new work “45th and Last” is an exploration of modern internet culture and its impact on world politics.Read More
If you bought a shipping container, you could rent a track hoe and some wheelbarrows, then excavate a section of ground, and submerge the container lengthwise into a hole. Before covering the entrance with dirt, lower your sex doll and several generators and halogen spotlights into the container. This space would provide excellent shelter from the harsh seasonal conditions, and a means by which you could engage in private liaisons while remaining undetected by your wife. That’s what I did. I’m leasing a vacant lot near the Saco Ranger Station in Conway, N.H., and I’ve been reported missing for months. Nobody suspects me of experiencing arousal and night emission of any kind. My wife is currently living back in Thailand with her parents, where she provides hospice care in return for subsidized rent and hot meals. I’ve retreated into my container almost full-time, and find the company of my sex doll to be sufficient. I’ve named it “Alexa”. I only exit the container to defecate very rapidly or ingest runoff water when thirsty. I do not, however, budge for urinary expulsion. It’s very tedious, to be honest. Sometimes I experience severe paranoia and debilitating remorse. I wonder if my wife will ever emotionally recover. On a scale of one to ten, I rate this new lifestyle a five.Read More
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I am looking for a long term duo queue partner for Overwatch Competitive on PC (US Server) who identifies as a true submissive female, has a strong desire to reach the top of the game, and is willing to commit the time to improving and practice with me every day in the early morning (except Saturdays). I am starting on a fresh account for Season 8. I really don’t care about your past season’s rank, in fact I am perfectly willing to duo with someone who has no experience whatsoever. My game knowledge is really vast and I am a very smart, patient teacher. I am the kind of asshole who doesn’t flex and doesn’t switch, ever. In fact, I will be playing exclusively McCree and Soldier 76. However, I also don’t complain about the teamcomp or my teammates, ever. I don’t rage and I don’t tilt. The goal in the medium term is climbing together to Top 500 while enjoying each other’s energy in the process.
I am not interested in roleplaying, and at least in the near future, I do not want anything beyond a solid, non-sexual symbiotic relationship with you. I am of course willing to play other games not competitively, or doing other things like watching movies or anime, or even just chatting about anything, but do keep in mind that I am going to be very busy these following months so I won’t be able to spend much time with you outside of our morning practice sessions.Read More
I sexually identify as a Pokémon. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of having my name called and hurling through the air to fight against monsters. People say to me that being a pocket monster is impossible and I’m some sort of deviant for thinking I could be. But I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon change my appearance to that of a puce psionically-gifted cat/squirrel/kangaroo hybrid. From now on I want you guys to call me Mewtwo and encounter me in Cerulean Cave only after you have defeated the Elite Four in the Indigo Plateau. If you can’t do that you’re a Poképhobe and need to check your capture privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.Read More
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Mythical Libertarian Woman explores the murky sea doin’ it, banging, making the beast with two backs, humping, the hunka-a-lunka, the horizontal mambo, the old in and out, salting the clam, bam-bam in the ham, balling, amourous congress, attacking the pink fortress, assault with a friendly weapon, beard-splitting, bedroom rodeo, rumbusticating, boffing, boinking, boning, bruising the beef curtains, humpy-squirty, bumping uglies, ferking, hanky, panky, mashing the fat, screwing, monkey-business, shucking the oyster, muff-diving, plugging, etc.Read More
Fucking vegans shoving their morals down our throats.
Look, we’ve evolved to eat ass. That’s why we have canine teeth. Animals in the wild eat ass all the time, so why would you give me flack for just going along with nature? I’m not a fucking herbivore.
The human body needs ass to function; if I were to stop eating them, I would go weak. Don’t you get shaky and pale on a non-ass diet? Supplements aren’t enough, and fake ass is disgusting.
At the end of the day, I just think my love of ass trumps the rights of ass. I mean, it’s just ass. It’s non-sentient. I’m an intelligent adult, and so I clearly fall into a different moral category.
Just fuck off and let me eat ass.Read More
Look…I know I got here because of the thiccness, but reading your posts, I just caught myself in love with your face and your personality (at least the one you show in your avatar). You have such an amazing face! Your “Afro” is the exact right size, not too thick and not “barely there”. Your vocabulary is big (which i consider a very good thing). Your cheeks are full and soft and probably good to kiss. Your eyes are so bright and light, just like 2 diamonds, and the expressions your eyebrows gave out are just formidable. You are one of a kind, and managed to drag my eyes from your comments in the morning and afternoon links all the way up to your contributed posts to Glibertarians. Heroic Mulatto you look soo good! Oh, you look so good! By the way, I’m taken, so those compliments are just sincere ones.Read More
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