“I didn’t shake your hand because I knew where it had been,” Elizabeth said, giggling, shaking...

  The hair heard a giggle tinged with mania and the soft rustle of the hat masturbating under the desk...

  Words appeared on the screen as Donald slowly typed: THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON December 17, 2019 The...

“Impeachment!” Donald bellowed from the Presidential Shitter. He flushed the toilet again and groaned and...

  Huma lay across Hillary and sighed as her lover rippled and writhed with transformations under her....

  “Mr. President! Mr. President!” the reporter called. “You’ll have to speak up!” Donald replied. “MR....

  “Your breasts are a common good,” Bernie said, never breaking eye contact with her chest. It was two...

  “Beto is out! He’s out of the primary race!” the hat crowed. He farted with manic glee. “Who?” Donald...