“Nothing is ever good enough for these fuckers, you know?” the hat asked the hair. “Hmm,” the hair...

  “Facebook?” the hair asked. “Of course,” the hat replied. “CNN?” “Yes, of course.” “Google? Apple?...

  Hillary’s stomach rumbled and she growled, “I hunger,” in the dark confines of the limousine. “We’re...

  “You’ve got to stop tweeting,” the hair said. The air in the Oval Office had gone hot and acrid. The...

  “Impeachment,” Hillary said, gently drawing a shaking claw down his face. Her breath was low tide and...

  “Oh, God, I’m taking your AR-57!” Beto cried out as Cory rammed into him over and over again. “Give me...

  “IM-PEACH-MENT?!?” Donald yelled from the Presidential Shitter. “Oh, fuck, here we go,” the hair said....

  "I learned a lot. And I learned that it makes a difference. This was the diving board area, and I was...

“You can’t fire me!” John Bolton’s mustache roared. “You’re out, Bolton!” the hair said, clipping his words....