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The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: The Squad
whispers bubble up from nothingness “Straight pride parade? Like, what?!?” Sandy screeched. Illy...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Bernie and Liz
What's So 'Off-Putting' About Elizabeth Warren? “From each according to his abilities,” Bernie...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 131
Trump wants to buy Greenland. Only one-third of Americans would be willing to offer more than $12 for the...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Kamala
“We all enjoyed your work in California,” Hillary said, a wheeze in her voice. She slipped a gelatinous arm...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 130
“They can have my gun when they pry it from my cold dead fingers,” the hat said, turning from the TV...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 129
Marianne Williamson had a big night in the Democratic debate. Here are 7 things to know about her. ...
Subaru Horror Theater, Vol. 9: Welcome To The Pack
"I'm so glad he finally agreed to a threesome," he whispered into her ear. "Where did you pack the peanut...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Julián Castro
Julián Castro Earns Acclaim For Including Trans Community In Impassioned Call For Reproductive Justice ...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 128
Trump triples down on his controversial tweets about 'The Squad.' Here's what we know. “Which one of...