"These are the best sports stars we have?” the hat asked too loudly. “A bunch of dykes and some...
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Subaru Horror Theater, Vol. 8: Call of the Road
“What are we doing second?” his wife asked again. “Can you give me a minute, sweetheart?” he asked from...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 126
“Planes!” hollered Donald. “And tanks and fancy troops doing fancy marches!” “OK, Donald,” the hair...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 125
“What the hell?” the hair asked loudly. “She just said… she just said that most people think...
The Cap and The Wig: Act CXXIV
THE TRAGEDY OF GOODE KING DONALD DRAMATIS PERSONÆ King Donald Embattled Ruler of a Western Land The...
Subaru Horror Theater, Vol. 7: Never Too Early
“Rise,” she told the ocean. They had crisscrossed the continent in their battered Subaru while she was...
The Hat and The Hat: Episode 123
“He turned himself red,” the hat said tightly. “It’s all over the news,” the hair said. “He turned...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 122
In UK trip, Trump’s not-so-special relationship with Theresa May is on display “After the public...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 121
Hope Hicks Left the White House. Now She Must Decide Whether to Talk to Congress. “I have it on the...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 120
As States Race to Limit Abortions, Alabama Goes Further, Seeking to Outlaw Most of Them “It’s always...