Donald awoke to a cold bedroom, the dead light of the district streaming in through frost-rimed...
All Posts Filed Under…
A Hat and Hair Special: A Christmas Donald, Part Three
Awaking in the middle of a prodigiously tough snore, and sitting up in bed to get his thoughts...
A Hat and Hair Special: A Christmas Donald, Part Two
Donald went to bed, and thought, and thought, and thought it over and over and over, and could make...
A Hat and Hair Special: A Christmas Donald, Part One
McCAIN WAS DEAD: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Decision 2020 Special Report: A Preview of the Democratic Primary Field
“I’m the most qualified person ever to be President,” Joe whispered into the mirror, his breath fogging the...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 104
“What do you mean, ‘I have to stay here?’” the hat asked. It was humid in the Buenos Aires hotel room...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 103
“GM fucked us!’ the hat cried. “We bailed them out and they fucked us! Fucked us hard. Fucked us like...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 102
“More,” the hat said. “I want to fire more of them.” His voice became strained and he coughed a few...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 101
Jeff Sessions Is Forced Out as Attorney General as Trump Installs Loyalist Jeff Sessions, Exit...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 100
“RED WAVE! RED WAVE! RED WAVE!” The chanting died away as the party wore on. Paul Ryan was the first...