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Warty Hugeman and the Sensitive Vampires
“I will destroy you all, vampire scum!” Warty growled at the feeding horde of bloodthirsty undead....
Subaru Horror Theatre, Vol. 5: Trying New Things
Note: The YouTube link for this commercial went dead, but you can watch it at the following address:...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Hillary, The Becoming: Episode 23
“Bring me The Vessel!” Hillary called across the blasted plain. Two burly women stepped through the...
Subaru Horror Theatre, Vol. 3-4: Forever Young and Subaru Heaven
Forever Young They walked out of the surf together, laughing. “Don’t tell your grandmother about...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Hillary, The Becoming: Episode 22
The winds across the barren plain howled, cold, with stinging flecks of rock picked up by gusts. “Tell us of...
Subaru Horror Theatre, Vol. 2 – The Road Less Traveled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4QMpok3rDc “Why did you have sleeping bags in the back if we were just going...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Hillary, The Becoming: Episode 21
“I just don’t know what to do, Grandmother,” Hillary said, kneeling painfully before the crone on the dais....
Subaru Horror Theatre, Vol. 1: Memory Lane
As many people have pointed out, this Subaru commercial is basically the set-up for a horror film. Blind old...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 99
Republican Sen. Jeff Flake calls for FBI investigation and Senate floor vote delay 26 HOURS AWAKE All...