“I told you we couldn’t trust that goddamn fedora!” John Bolton’s mustache bellowed, his follicles...

Donald Trump does 1 thing at least 20 times a day “This is just stupid. Just fake news. CNN fake news. I...

  The air in the Kennedy Fuck Tunnels had been stale and muggy and Rudy pulled out his compact to check...

  Trump doctor Harold Bornstein says bodyguard, lawyer 'raided' his office, took medical files  ...

  John Bolton’s mustache undulated menacingly. “I thought I’d find you faggots in here!” he said. John...

“Goddamn, I just love bombing motherfuckers!” the hat crowed. “Who can we bomb next, huh? Who? Iran? Some...

“You really need to stop reading that, you know,” the hair said calmly. “It’s just going to get you upset.”...

  “BOLTON! BOLTON! BOLTON!” the hat chanted. “We’re bringing the glory years of George the 2nd back,...

‘Well, he is a sleeping son of bitch,” the hat bellowed into the speakerphone. His Donald impression was...