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Warty Hugeman and the Sensitive Vampires
“I will destroy you all, vampire scum!” Warty growled at the feeding horde of bloodthirsty undead....
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Wartimus Riesigmann and The Colour From Out of Time: A Warty Hugeman Tweenage Time Travel Adventure: Chapter Five
A shuddering boom rocked the house. “Stay here,” Wartimus’ father ordered. “Talk to the dildo.” “Hello?” he...
Wartimus Riesigmann and The Colour From Out of Time: A Warty Hugeman Tweenage Time Travel Adventure: Chapter Four
His ears ringing, his body bruised and aching, his eyes blurred, Wartimus came to on the lawn of his father’s...
Wartimus Riesigmann and The Colour From Out of Time: A Warty Hugeman Tweenage Time Travel Adventure: Chapter Three
The estate’s proximity alarm began to scream from Wartimus’ communicator. He scooped the space dildo in the...
Wartimus Riesigmann and The Colour From Out of Time: A Warty Hugeman Tweenage Time Travel Adventure: Chapter Two
Simon shouldered his backpack. “How far do you think?” he asked. “The descent was steep and the sound of the...
Wartimus Riesigmann and The Colour From Out of Time: A Warty Hugeman Tweenage Time Travel Adventure: Chapter One
Wartimus reclined on the roof of his father’s house and watched the stars glitter in the darkness of a...